Those subjected to the Apple’s glow are promised all that they desire. It asks only one thing in return: complete and total obedience. And who can truly refuse? It is temptation incarnate.
- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
first greetings during every team 7 reunion | inspiration
Sasuke acknowledges Sakura
Sasuke answers Sakura’s question
Sasuke does not ignore Sakura
stop saying that he does
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I was having fun with make a fun about Kenway family..XD Original picture is from Will simth’s silly pictures with his family. it is so sweet and dorky at same time…. I just couldn’t hold it. So I did it…:)
the greatest pissing contest of all time
Kiba’s jaw appreciation post
i hate u chin
Now I’m trying to decide which Yugioh character has the best junk in the trunk.
I like those butts. Those are some nice butts.
YGO ‘dat ass’ appreciation post
Home made cosplay of the Iron Man Mark 7 suit shown off at animeland wasabi 2012
I don’t usually reblog stuff about Iron Man…but when I do…it’s the coolest shit.
COSPLAY THINGS THAT ARE JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR
take all my money and make this for me
I don’t think the studio has functioning one like this.
The studio would have a grey suit with a bunch of green balls attached to it and a program that layers a CGI suit on to those points.
Meaning this is the RADEST SHIT YOU WILL EVER SEE.
my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.
This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.
This is a really good article about how quickly people actually die from cuts and punctures inflicted by swords and knives. However, it’s really really long and I figured that since I was summarizing for my own benefit I’d share it for anyone else who is writing fiction…
Oh! Ah…um…because I wanted to ask you something. Which is…what’s your name?
Not one you’ll ever need to make use of.
