babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money


kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else


Avatar: The Last Airbender Rewatch
Favorite Characters: Prince FirelordZuko

Avatar: The Last Airbender Rewatch
Firebending sub-skills: Lightning Generation

They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

oreimo:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*starts getting dragged by someones and their words are just a little too accurate*

me: *gets that one drop of anime sweat on the left side of my forehead*

not relatable no one understands bc no 1 watches anime u fuckin nerd

*absorbs you into a philosophers stone because thats all your stank ass is good for* 


restlesscreation:

scarecrow-tinman:

theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

The last one omg

HA!



50 shades of grey trailer

codeinewarrior:

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blackfemalepresident:

a underaged girl could be wearing lingerie and shaking her ass in a grown man’s face begging him to take her and guess whaaat

hes still trash for fucking her

hes the adult. he has enough control and willpower to say no. he knows that fucking kids is wrong.

stop sympathizing with men and protecting them for falling “victim” to “teenage temptresses”

if you cant trust yourself to not fuck kids, even if they “tempt you” the problem is you, NOT the kid


the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.


madelezabeth:

make a funny comic with no dialogue they said

it’ll be fuuun they said

:I

i think everyone should subscribe to Mullets Weekly just sayin :U


zobb:

The sea was so nice today it’s unreal

Reblog / posted 6 hours ago via firstsky · © zobb with 90,674 notes

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay