His face though
It’s my bedroom face to Joshua
4 gifs of Yamanaka Ino requested by a-amnesia
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people
It’s like she understood they were helping ;;
Yes, I asked doubleleaf to draw me drunk pole-dancing Edward! xD
But poor Connor and Haytham are not impressed as I am! lol
6/∞ moments that make me forget to breathe because Zayn
its my birthday and the struggle is real
because friends help each other impress girls~
made rebloggable by request
I guess you sharpened your gaydar till it’s practically a superpower.
LISTEN AT YOUR DISCRETION. MAY DISTURB SOME.
Back in the early 1920’s a strange cult of women began meeting in an underground passage within the sewer systems with the intentions of raising the demonic spirit of Lilith. They created a ritualistic language out of a mixture of ancient dialects, with the intent and purpose of bringing forth demons to do their bidding and push forth the ideologies of feminism. This is a recording of one of their “sessions” in which they attempt to contact the underworld. Listen at your own risk.
i saw hell with my own eyes
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.